14.07.20 Pt 2 - A million graves is not realistic dear minister, Standard Grade Maths fail. Siya is a macaroon top, not a muffin top... that matters. Should we convert skinny jeans into millennial corsets and save ourselves the complaining? A smart home is at your fingertips, you just have to know where to look. Maestro, Njabulo Madlala joins us to tell us more about the Voices of South Africa International Opera Singing Competition.

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14.07.20 Pt 1 - If your breath smells, use cold water. It's science from old wives. Is the booze ban a good or a bad thing and is the 'Thabo Shakes' a real thing? California's Covid rate is through the roof, this is not helping operations in general... what about singers and Jared Leto and actors nobody cares about? The Brit Brexit is going to be a bumpy road. Our family, 'The Mandelas' have lost imbokodo... R.I.P Zindzi Mandela.

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13.07.20 Pt 2 - In the shock horror of all shock horrors, it turns out that a religious institution is at the centre of unspeakable violence and is stealing money from the poor in droves. Lockdown rules took another Cyril infused M. Night Shyamalan like plot twist... turns out it's safe to fill taxis up but not restaurants. Is our Mol going deaf? And Blind History is making history.

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13.07.20 Pt 1 - South African citizens are now dealing with what's being called ‘Cyril Ramafications’. The undertakers are saying numbers are not up from Covid... calm down people, humans are expiring at the regular rate. Is getting tested for the virus useless? There's an entanglement at the Smiths, so much so that Pope Gregory XIII dedicated a whole month to it in his calendar.

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10.07.20 Pt 2 - Should beauty be beyond skin deep? The key to a stable life is this... you have a thin wife and a fat chef, we all need to know our roles. The bravest man alive is anybody who would father Amy Schumer's child voluntarily. Put pants on for Zoom calls just to be safe. Waiting in the Wings South Africa is hosting an Open Spaces concert on 2 August to help the arts survive - get tickets and info here.

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10.07.20 Pt 1 - “Dear lover... I send you this here letter for your own safety, it's a French Letter.“ If you see your mom getting romped on her back, what is the logical response? In art, there's perfection and then there's Zimmerman. Shame kills the Seoul. It's always exciting not to die.

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09.07.20 Pt 2 - It's Juicy, not Jussie. If you can smell a fart through jeans, are you safe from Covid through a mask? A million graves, how long would it take to dig those holes and fill them with bodies? Are South African journalists innumerate? Donald Trump seems to be the last hope in saving us from a war between the West and the East... how should we feel about this?

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09.07.20 Pt 1 - It seems all of the Three Tenors succumbed to the 'Placido Effect'. So before selling South Africa to the Guptas, Jacob Zuma asked us to listen carefully... 'only 5' was a count of the amount of coffee farms in South Africa... and nothing more. How much would you pay to see Harvey Weinstein vs Ghislaine Maxwell in a gladiator style, to the death fight in a coliseum on Yas Island?

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08.07.20 Pt 2 - Let's solve this now... is Liberace the king of the gays, because no human has ever looked that good while being sequence laden? The masks we wear are so that we don't spread the Covid in our throats. What happens if OJ's glove fits on his deathbed? If you are broke, cheer yourself up and say it in Yiddish... "I'm not broke, I'm mechula!"

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08.07.20 Pt 1 - Get some cream on your hands if you are going to rub them in public. Should you feel filthy for breaking lockdown? Wearing a mask in lockdown, are we living in terror or are you a baby? Is it Ghislaine or "jizz lane", because this is now a life and death matter. Which jobs are worth a damn on this planet? We'll give you 10 Cent for that magazine.

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