12.08.20 Pt 1 - Do you bath or shower in the mornings, and what does that say about you? Is it a nightmare to turn on a manual geyser? Corruption is alright, until you're gatvol. Is patriotism useful? If you want the Covid cure to work, squish the lemon, don't seep it. Is being the American President a drive-by shooting gig? Which politicians would you like to see in a UFC cage?

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11.08.20 Pt 2 - If you keep secrets, does it matter to you who gets hurt? Is there such a thing as the 'bro code'? Julius Malema seems to think Vaseline is important for the relationship citizens share with the ruling party. Calling some people ''emotionally wonky" is tough, but fair.

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11.08.20 Pt 1 - The old and the restless met up for a secret party this past weekend, just be careful of those thirsty gold diggers... they'll bring down an empire. If you are in a relationship, do you need two cellphones to prevent being caught? The Nkandla tuckshop is not for the masses - just for a single wife. And RIP Bob Mabena, the king of funky.

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07.08.20 Pt 2 - The good news is that science exists. Our lizard brains lead us to be excited by certain headlines, why is this? Sorry to hear that you need to be spoon fed, but some people like to think. The king of hedonism is in hot water... insane bar tabs and photo shoots. Then it’s all about cars as we chat to Phil and George.

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07.08.20 Pt 1 - Siya might be a sign language saint and not know it. Medals are of no use after the first one. Ellen is starting to realise that her mansion might actually become a prison... new show idea: 'De Rossi & DeGeneres: Dancing Degenerates'. There are glitches in the system, both at Eskom and in baby making. A sticky mind is not as much fun as it sounds.

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06.08.20 Pt 2 - Is the state of life on the street vs the flourishing of big business troubling for social cohesion? The notion that people in the townships don't pay for electricity might need a review. Should an interviewer be allowed to get emotional in an interview, or is there decorum that must be observed? Should the free market be allowed to run free - with no state intervention?

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06.08.20 Pt 1 - Imagine the horror of being told you actually have to go to the office. Some of us are lockdown babies now. The airport seems like a place only fit for zombies at the moment. It might be 'lights out' for those who have stolen from Eskom in the past. If you are going to murder people, please do it by yourself... we don't need that kind of guilt. Hippie crack can blow up a whole city, be careful.

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05.08.20 Pt 2 - If you are going to bake on YouTube, it's probably worth telling people that you have a long member in your brooks. If you are 'the funny friend', please just be funny... no need to be smart, you clown. There's a big reveal on the show - and it's holey. Is there a perfect age to be? Catch ‘So What Now?’ on eNCA at 20:30 CAT.

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05.08.20 Pt 1 - Is it worth staying up to watch rockets with big bums? If you eat the correct fungus, you are in for the trip of a lifetime. Lego has become an engineer's task - stay humble people. Should there be an age limit for old drivers? Turns out asbestos is good for the government of South Africa. Elon Musk says his people built the pyramids... what theme tune would you have attributed to them?

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04.08.20 Pt 2 - The paradigm of your romantic relationships is shifting without you knowing, some may even say it's changing without your consent. If you go to Japan, be aware that the word “no” has more than one meaning, especially in the bedroom. If you like just doing the nice part of life without the responsibility, become an uncle... it's the sweet spot. Is Ellen a dancing despot with an unbelievably good looking partner, and horrible dress sense?

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