14.08.20 Pt 2 – Level 2 is on the way, but it comes with a few creases. If we’re going to be out in public, maybe dancing girls in nightclubs have the solution. Is there anything as cold as a whore’s heart? Only methheads don’t answer calls… put the pipe down and pick up the phone! Irony is when a drunkard bans drinking. ‘Sibongile Money’ is not smart enough to be a criminal.
14.08.20 Pt 1 – Charles was once married to a princess who was liked by people, that was no good… you can get a mug with them on there though. Should people augment their looks, or should they age naturally? There’s a new chief of YouTube, he sings badly, but he’s a chief. Is your cock down because of lockdown?
Is the Western Cape’s independence a realistic goal? Is the will of the majority important in democracy? Should South Africans be worried about South Africa’s march towards policies resembling other countries who believe in centralisation? Will skittish foreign investment return after lockdown-induced investment moratoriums? The economic pain of lockdown is still coming, but just how bad will it be for ordinary citizens? Joe Biden has his accuser on his running ticket now… what say the voters? Brought to you by Nando’s.
13.08.20 Pt 2 – Brexit has a cousin and this cousin comes with good weather, wine and a mountain. If you have an iPhone you can now determine where your data goes, including which tech giants can crawl up your rear orifice to exploit you. The big money backs the democrats in the USA, is this good news for ‘the home of the brave’?
13.08.20 Pt 1 – The prayer of the devil exists only in the man who runs when he’s not being chased. Are chakras real, because maybe the seasons affect how you should live your life? Is South Africa against being protected by its protector? Does the President wear slippers while he tells you, you can’t do yoga in a botanical garden? And is Ellen worthy of being a mentor?
12.08.20 Pt 2 – The real pandemic is Cofat-19, waist expansion – coming to beaches near you soon. Kamala Harris is the running mate nomination for Joe Biden and is in the hot seat right away. Shock horror… some people are actually just nice people. The US Presidential race might need to take place in an old age home. If you’re going to commit suicide, please use the bathroom.
12.08.20 Pt 1 – Do you bath or shower in the mornings, and what does that say about you? Is it a nightmare to turn on a manual geyser? Corruption is alright, until you’re gatvol. Is patriotism useful? If you want the Covid cure to work, squish the lemon, don’t seep it. Is being the American President a drive-by shooting gig? Which politicians would you like to see in a UFC cage?
11.08.20 Pt 2 – If you keep secrets, does it matter to you who gets hurt? Is there such a thing as the ‘bro code’? Julius Malema seems to think Vaseline is important for the relationship citizens share with the ruling party. Calling some people ”emotionally wonky” is tough, but fair.
11.08.20 Pt 1 – The old and the restless met up for a secret party this past weekend, just be careful of those thirsty gold diggers… they’ll bring down an empire. If you are in a relationship, do you need two cellphones to prevent being caught? The Nkandla tuckshop is not for the masses – just for a single wife. And RIP Bob Mabena, the king of funky.
07.08.20 Pt 2 – The good news is that science exists. Our lizard brains lead us to be excited by certain headlines, why is this? Sorry to hear that you need to be spoon fed, but some people like to think. The king of hedonism is in hot water… insane bar tabs and photo shoots. Then it’s all about cars as we chat to Phil and George.