Wacky Wednesday sees the return of Senzo Sithebe. Paulo has some toys that the boys will love, including a generic Manchester United No.11. The team discusses what qualifies a team to be named a "Golden Generation" and does it extend to club Football or is the term exclusively reserved for international teams. Is Senzo revealing too much with his outfit today? Eric Abidal has a liver!

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In this week's #Friday5 MKT tells us about the craziest stories in sporting history. From Ice Skating to mafia driven a Football match fixing story for the ages, you don't want to miss this one. Steven Gerrard is in the hot seat now at Aston Villa and Paulo gives great insight into why Man United fans should be worried about his appointment. PSG is the most lit situation on Earth right now, even our reporter from the field Flip van Der Merwe has heard about it and The Long Lunch is dominated by talk of Aminata Diallo! Is James a liar and what can be done about this? It's the lies that hurt us... it's the lies.

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MKT tells us why comparisons between Frank Lampard's failed tenure at Chelsea and Steven Gerrard's appointment at Aston Villa are silly. Are PSG and French Football cursed? If it's not Karim Benzema, it's Mauro Icardi and now it's Aminata Diallo. You don't want to miss this! Travis Scott and The Houston Rockets are now in a pickle regarding his commemorative Day, is cancel culture going to end Scott's career after The Zstoworld fiasco? Ryan has some news from his Cape Town escapades, it's magical!

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TGIF is what Senzo must be thinking after a week of torment at the hands of James. MKT gives us his 'Friday 5' in which he lists his top five Tottenham Hotspur Players to ever grace the English Premier League. Looks like Saudi Arabia and possible Bond villain Amanda Staveley have sparked a trend which is being taken up in East London. MKT triggers James and soon has to apologise to him shortly after, although he doesn't seem that sorry. Hydrogen Vehicle driving Flip Van Der Merwe joins the team for 'The Long Lunch' and he gives his thoughts on saving the planet one mile at a time and how morality and professional sports can be a complicated marriage.

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MKT tells us why Jadon Sancho is struggling at Manchester United. James will not stop bullying Senzo and MKT is concerned about Senzo's mental health, following possibly the most outrageous statement of all time. The Boys have another surprise for Senzo as his week of misery rolls on. Spike Ballantine joins the team to discuss what went down at the US F1 GP 2021. Are prostitutes the best thieves on Earth and does one need to get shot in order to be a good rapper?

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Tuesday is for the boys! Paulo joins the team to discuss the state of Mauro Icardi's imploding relationship. After Manchester United's dismal performance over the weekend, is Ole really at the wheel? Does Ryan know that water is life or is it just for cleaning yourself? MKT tells us why the T20 World Cup is a shambles.

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MKT seems to be in a really good mood and it shows, could it be his "work trip" to the Mother City? The Newcastle takeover is the hottest talking point in the Football World, MKT tells us who is the suitable man to lead Newcastle now that the takeover has begun. Now that the hype has died down, is this PSG experiment the most ridiculous circus act in Football history? Will Cristiano Ronaldo ever win another major trophy again? Is James Ilsley is a two minute man?

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MKT tells us why Kyrie Irving is a nightmare for all who support Basketball. Is Cristiano Ronaldo currently regretting his decision to go back to Man United again? Newcastle have now got most of the money on Earth backing their team, how long does it take them to become the greatest team in England? What should you do if you see a friend's partner kissing another person?

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Due to a potential uprising in-house, Paulo Dias is in the house to host the show, whilst MKT aligns his chakras in some far away Village. Are Barcelona FC a Ponzi scheme or just the victims of one man's moral failings? Have the gods conspired to ensure that all the big teams in Europe's biggest lose? Are the European 'Latin' Football leagues ever going to be run properly or are they destined to remain rich social clubs? Are Chelsea real, or are they frauds managed by doubting Thomas? #ThePTPShow

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MKT tells us why PSG is a house of cards made of polystyrene. How on Earth has Harry not fired Charlie Kane yet? Why is Paulo Pogba not performing at his peak even with Ronaldo and Bruno's arrival? Are Brentford the real deal or is that promotion bump still giving them excess life? Special Guest Mpho Mogale tells us what sounds a dog makes, but he does that in Afrikaans! Our guest and Producer extraordinaire James make a commitment and it is incredible scenes. Trail Running maestro Johardt van Heerden joins us to discuss his goals for The Otter African Trail for 2021.

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