MKT seems to be in a really good mood and it shows, could it be his "work trip" to the Mother City? The Newcastle takeover is the hottest talking point in the Football World, MKT tells us who is the suitable man to lead Newcastle now that the takeover has begun. Now that the hype has died down, is this PSG experiment the most ridiculous circus act in Football history? Will Cristiano Ronaldo ever win another major trophy again? Is James Ilsley is a two minute man?

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MKT tells us why Kyrie Irving is a nightmare for all who support Basketball. Is Cristiano Ronaldo currently regretting his decision to go back to Man United again? Newcastle have now got most of the money on Earth backing their team, how long does it take them to become the greatest team in England? What should you do if you see a friend's partner kissing another person?

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Due to a potential uprising in-house, Paulo Dias is in the house to host the show, whilst MKT aligns his chakras in some far away Village. Are Barcelona FC a Ponzi scheme or just the victims of one man's moral failings? Have the gods conspired to ensure that all the big teams in Europe's biggest lose? Are the European 'Latin' Football leagues ever going to be run properly or are they destined to remain rich social clubs? Are Chelsea real, or are they frauds managed by doubting Thomas? #ThePTPShow

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MKT tells us why PSG is a house of cards made of polystyrene. How on Earth has Harry not fired Charlie Kane yet? Why is Paulo Pogba not performing at his peak even with Ronaldo and Bruno's arrival? Are Brentford the real deal or is that promotion bump still giving them excess life? Special Guest Mpho Mogale tells us what sounds a dog makes, but he does that in Afrikaans! Our guest and Producer extraordinaire James make a commitment and it is incredible scenes. Trail Running maestro Johardt van Heerden joins us to discuss his goals for The Otter African Trail for 2021.

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James is the gift that keeps on giving, that's two surprises for Senzo in two days. MKT and the team discuss polygamy and polyamorous relationships and how they feel about it. Could Senzo's reluctance to get WhatsApp on his new phone be because of a deeper lying issue? MKT tells us why PSG's trio of Messi, Neymar and Mbappe is a disaster waiting to happen. Is it time for Manchester United's fans to stop being delusional and come back down to Earth?

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James has done it again, this time he has a surprise for Senzo. MKT dissects Manchester United's performance against Young Boys FC. MKT and the team breakdown the 10 teams who have been touted as favourites for this season's Champions League. As the back forth continues between James and Senzo, Paulo expresses his concern for Senzo's health #RIPSenzo

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MKT tells us why there is no room for the "glory boy" in Football. Why has James Rodriguez been a nightmare signing for Everton? Should Rafa Benitez and Everton just draw a line under the whole experiment? Once again, James' dating life is put under the microscope which leads the team to believe that he is a psychologist's dream patient. The team also discusses the 2021 Champions League Round one matchups. The latest FIFA 22 player rankings link us to how middle-class private school kids are just sucking the soul out of their hard working parents just so they can keep up appearances?

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How is Harry Kane's brother still his agent, and was this situation forced by Harry's mum upon him? Are PSG going to sign Thanos next, who's left? Are Atletico Madrid set up to dominate Spanish Football for the next decade? A Football Club in the Czech Republic has just dropped the best player intro vid of all time! What is the best way to get healthier, does your girlfriend need to threaten to leave you to get you on the right track?

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Content maestro Kuhle "Kooks" Sonkosi joins the the team and tells us how he got started in becoming the 'king of the gram' and why the All Blacks must stop with the sour grapes. Our guest also has relationship advice for one of our team members, probably will be ignored, but hey. Paulo is made to realise the savagery and the sharp end of being a prognosticator on the internet. Is MKT the biggest hypocrite since mankind evolved into this version of sapien?

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After Joe Root's recent Herculean one man effort vs India in the Test Match Series 2021 in England, MKT gives us his list of his top five best No.4 Test Match batsmen of all time. Cristiano Ronaldo has walked out on Juventus and the boys give their thoughts. University of Cambridge aficionado Flip van der Merwe joins the boys for a new segment... "The Long Lunch" is in session. The lads talk money in sports, being a player when your teammate earns more than you, and how the relationship between players and coaches actually works int eh locker room. James gives the worst film review ever! #TheLongLunch

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