It's Day four of a murderous week for Senzo because of James and Ryan's bullying him due to Man United's 0-5 loss at Old Trafford against Liverpool. Is Xavi about to commit career suicide by accepting the Barcelona FC job? Are the FIFA world rankings slightly misleading? Does Roger Federer like koeksisters?

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It's Thursday and MKT tells the 'aliens' not to invade our space. Senzo has dreams and aspirations for James' revenge body... not in that way! The team address why Paulo Fonseca is not 'The Guy' for Newcastle United Football Club. Will Ma'Mkhize join Beyonce and Amanda Stavely in Newcastle?

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Have Manchester United secured a top three spot with the return of Cristiano Ronaldo? Arsenal have spent more money than the GDP of Africa and they are worse than ever, how is this possible? Are Barcelona being scammed by the 'injured' Kun Aguero? There's a region and tribe in the North of South Africa which likes Italian loafers, is this cool or just unacceptable, especially without socks? Does James actually hate his beloved Liverpool?

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