22.04.20 Pt 1 - If you want to make a lockdown something you can get through, just sing Michael Jackson. Blacky Chan is trying to kill Gord, and he's documenting it. Not that you should, but what would you break lockdown for? And Vincent, a friend of the show, reveals huge news!
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21.04.20 Pt 2 - Are tattletales good for lockdown? How can the ANC wish for banished sales of alcohol when they are the kings of getting raucous? Lorraine Maisel joins us to discuss the role of PR during and after lockdown. She also tells us about her new fiancé, and how to deal with a partner who's just not up to it. Speaking of a woman who knew exactly what she wanted... Blind History this week features Catherine the Great.
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21.04.20 Pt 1 - Stop saying you are pivoting, everyone is in a pandemic trap as business owners. Bushiri has gone digital... now that's pivoting! Harry, who used to be a Prince, is now managing the emotions of his father-in-law, what a wild ride his life has been. And if you want to save your business, just sell your island.
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20.04.20 Pt 2 - When you start to cyberstalk people out of boredom, you know lockdown is getting real. If you go bald, what's the honourable way out... shave or hair piece? If you want to have a virtual meeting with a goat, it's possible. Phoeby Musonda tells us how the lockdown in Zambia is playing out. If you want healthy, great tasting food with no mess, Chantal Lascaris has just released her new book, 'All sorts of One-Dish Wonders'.
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20.04.20 Pt 1 - Global Citizens concert, how was that whole thing? Beyonce popped in too... did that make it worse or better? Is being forced to give up your vices too much to ask for people who need to cope with stress? Siya fell asleep during a family call, what should his punishment be? If you are single, Tinder is primed with a bunch of caged animals - strike while the iron is hot!
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17.04.20 Pt 2 - How would a fabulous human survive in the 16th century? If you had the chance to ask your teachers from school, would you want to know what they thought of you? Leigh-Ann had a gang in school and they had a chilling chant. Craig Hannabus details the range of emotions you might experience during Covid-19, and how your core persona might manifest itself in reality. Nic Haralambous has written a new book - 'How to Start a Side Hustle'... and his beard is fierce!
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17.04.20 Pt 1 - Will people with vices quit those because of lockdown? What is the human equivalent of a rabbit? If you are obese, life would be hard anyway, but during Covid-19 it's terminal. Siya's cigarettes, open now... roll up, roll up! How do you choose what to watch on Netflix? The lockdown will end, what will you do on day 1 of freedom? Dr Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma is very boring, but she had to put up with that guy for a while so give her a break. Oh yes, Harvard is letting anyone in now... there goes the neighbourhood.
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16.04.20 Pt 2 - Khaya Sithole is realising he doesn't need people as much as he thought he did. If your family is filled with divorced people, it reduces the pressure for you to get married to please your elders. The advent of online learning has opened a new sense of optimism about the quality of education you can get, regardless of your economic circumstances.
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16.04.20 Pt 1 - A chef was arrested for delivering food to a client, is this madness or are rules not negotiable? Are police overreaching by hassling 'The Bachelor' about the contents of his shopping bag? Battle Nips is the only thing you need for this lockdown. Wits University is going online, congratulations to them. And if you need to take the edge off, move to Kenya.
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Curves & Karens
22.04.20 Pt 2 - Michael Bublé is in hot water, is he about to get cancelled? Has lockdown actually affected the curve? With all the Covid-19 testing we've done, can we take any hope from early results? Can the ANC lead us to a better economic reality? The lottery isn't an essential service. Saying Karen is now racist... you should be triggered! Let's face it - at this stage, any wank will do!
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