31.01.20 Pt 1 - The Subaru is a murder vehicle. Ben is off to a real house party, it’s the way to be single. Sambuca is a gateway to adulthood. How did we name Coronavirus? Ben is dying, he is old and it’s sad. Human traffickers can’t be fired at work, HR ‘ey! Bitcoin goes up when people get sick. Ben ties his shoes with his mouth open. Facebook will help to find missing children. Dear Pakistan... if you want more cricket, stop killing people.

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30.01.20 Pt 1 - January is the month of least money. Siya’s sister sent an 8 minute voice note... is she a monster? What should the limit be for voice notes? If you witness a hijacking, should you report it? Middle-aged women are the new hijack bosses, problem is they buy champagne with stolen credit cards. When Gareth dies he wants people to be sad forever. And if you hate socialising, get a MAGA hat!

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28.01.20 Pt 1 - How long should a Christmas tree be up? People still have one up in January... are they animals? Is maid the wrong term? Siya’s maid didn’t come back and he's traumatised. Should the people who clean your house be allowed to bring their boyfriend? The drug addict outside your house, should they be your food delivery guy? If your husband cleans the house, should he get a side girlfriend as a reward? 

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24.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya’s shirt can only be called what it is, “a situation!” Felicia has never been subtle and just so you know, she’s from Atlanta darling! Is Dr Phil an enabler? Ben’s Tinder is filled with trolls. His high council is advising him to get out there. Just in case you don’t know, people get hammered every now and then. Don’t listen to your mom when asking about your looks, she's a liar. Leigh-Ann and cemetery sex happened, it was a sexual emergency.

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22.01.20 Pt 2 - Travel is going to become easier to Europe, or so they say. The Schengen Visa will reward you if you come from a rich country and your fellow countrymen have behaved in Europe. 15% of the world’s earth surface is now protected, that’s awesome! Gord is a fish tank guy and he’s saving to buy the top end one, but load shedding can sabotage that plan. Trump vs Greta... it’s all happening in Davos. Hayleigh Chamberlain is a YouTube tech review rockstar, she's all about quality and consistency. Look out for the gold button soon!

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21.01.20 Pt 2 - If you could be rich and anonymous, who would you be? Batman is not a real choice. For $36K you can freeze your body and be brought back to life whenever you want. It’s the Super Bowl baby, who will win... JLo’s booty or Shakira’s? Who wants to live forever, and what age body do you want for life? Our #BunchOfWinners guest David Grier is with us, and he's inspiring. If you have a ruptured bladder, keep running all the way to Guantanamo Bay!

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17.01.20 Pt 2 - English stomachs are weak, is this truth or just the Love Island guys being soft? If you meet someone, don’t sleep with their twin, it’s poor form. A listener asks Ben why his love life secrets are not coming to light anymore... has Ben become boring? When you have a raw asshole, don’t put salt on it. And we speak to Yvette Huysamer from Rescue Rehab SA who is on a mission to get big bangs banned!

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17.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want a lesbian experience, go to the power tool aisle. American politics is like watching Saturday Night Live. Is Mbulelo a coconut, or just a terrible teacher? The LGBTQI community is like the identity politics Middle East. Ben is back, and he is dropping nothing but truth bombs. SA Police are still learning the difference between left and right. Devi Govender is retiring, South Africa is losing a legend. And Google are the third trillionaire company.

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13.01.20 Pt 1 - Is Gareth a pregnant woman? Wild animals are savage killers... who knew? Siya’s sisters need some training, they pee with the door open. Trump is the greatest tweeter Iran has ever seen. And is there more freedom in North Korea than working at Facebook?

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10.01.20 Pt 1 - Has Meghan Markle made it to the top? Prince Harry left his baby in Canada, how boring is that? Did the royal family mate with horses? It turns out people don’t like Nazis. Bill Cosby reckons he’s Nelson Mandela... has the world gone mad? Roger Federer’s mom might be Vicky Momberg, impossible to tell.

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