06.11.20 Pt 1 - Let's get something clear right now, the reason why New Zealand is so far from everyone is that they are boring and nobody wants to talk to boring people. When you win and others don't, they resent you. Do fact checkers need to be fact checked? Dear ladies who send nudes by mistake... those are the ‘breast mistakes’ to make. If you're having problems - tell your therapist, not us. Dudu's brain is now poo poo.

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05.11.20 Pt 2 - One thing poor service will do in South Africa is bring out the hood in the most prim and proper private individual. Is there a Zulu name for a Karen type of busy bee? Dear people of the world... a Harvard dropout is not the same as a high school dropout from your local area in rural KwaZulu-Natal. The Zondo Commission has turned into Vetkoek Paleis, and it's cringeworthy stuff. And is Twitter a good place for your political opinion to be shared?

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05.11.20 Pt 1 - Is there any point in being rich in an awful country? What is the actual point of the Zondo Commission? Blood donation is unlike any good relationship - you have to be able to deal with massive pricks for it to be successful. How did your mom find out that you are sexually active? Jacob Zuma is ill again and he just can't make it to court. One of the British princes had coronavirus... yes yes we know, who cares!

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04.11.20 Pt 2 - If your siblings are doing better than you, should you keep it together in public so as not to pull down the family name? Do your pets get jealous? Are all snacks actually the same? Cocaine is the lifeblood of all news anchors. If frogs become gay, is that the end of society as we know it? How tough is the filmmaking process? If you want to be a UN Secretary-General, your name has to be on fleek.

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04.11.20 Pt 1 - If you're a sports fan, how do you feel about recycled answers from knucklehead sportsmen? Are the US Elections a reality show, or the key to the most powerful political seat on Earth? Which soapie has the best theme song in history? The Twitter guy has a beard that makes him look like a feral man child. While you watch the US Elections, you should also consider which of the world's erections are your favourite...

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03.11.20 Pt 2 - When you are looking at the polls in the US election, what factors should you consider to establish the veracity of the numbers? What should we expect from American citizens when the winner is decided? Why are high-end stores boarding up their shops as voters head to the polls? Would Texas ever desist from the United States of America? And this week on Blind History we feature the most maligned family in the history of the Catholic papacy.

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03.11.20 Pt 1 - Is it important for all first wives to be good looking from now on? Sean Connery was not a man for small talk, and that's why he's the only Bond that should ever be recognised. Boris Johnson might just be too soft to be Prime Minister. Should one be fired for being a dickhead? Fifth Avenue has a message for the citizenry... vote - don't steal Gucci bags!

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02.11.20 Pt 2 - What are some of the perks of being the President of America? Cancel culture might be coming for Sean Connery even though he's dead... there is no place to hide - if they want to cancel you, they will cancel you. Is it reasonable for functional adults to be afraid of lightning? Are you ready to write a eulogy if your best friend dies? Why are horror films so popular? The holidays are almost here, but can people afford to go to their usual destinations over the festive period?

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02.11.20 Pt 1 - Old folks love the pharmacy... aches and pains no longer need to be a part of life. Every year, Halloween costumes go to another level - how was the pandemic version of the spooky holiday? If your breasts aren't being held up by being self-tied while you trip on acid, are you actually living your best life? The Jolly Roger is where all madness begins, it's the cesspool of low expectations. The real James Bond has passed away... RIP Sean Connery.

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27.10.20 Pt 2 - Is homeschooling an option for most people, or is Pythagoras' Theorem best left to people who know what's what? If your life is established, would you want a new partner later in life... or are you single to the death? Is anyone proud to work for the South African government? If you don't fix potholes in Durban, the people will make you reap what they sow. Owls are not a solution to your rodent problem in Africa, they are the 11th plague.

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