It's Day four of a murderous week for Senzo because of James and Ryan's bullying him due to Man United's 0-5 loss at Old Trafford against Liverpool. Is Xavi about to commit career suicide by accepting the Barcelona FC job? Are the FIFA world rankings slightly misleading? Does Roger Federer like koeksisters?

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After the return of the great Cristiano Ronaldo, MKT gives us his list of the five greatest No.7s to ever wear the Manchester United jersey. Special guest, Shimi Morekure joins us to discuss the expectations which he has set for his beloved Manchester United and Paul Pogba. He also offers sage advice to our beleaguered hopeless... or should we say hopeless at being romantic James. It's important to have the correct racial balance at pool parties, we all need each other folks.

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MKT tells us why he is sickened by the amount of Diplomats at the 2020 Olympics. Is Keylor Navas the most disrespected human on Earth? Are smokers the least self-aware members of the human race? James is stressed out!

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