A man has been arrested after putting his penis on a supermarket self-service checkout till and scanning it.
He then summoned over a female employee, who of course “reacted with surprise” (this might be the understatement of the year).
Reports claim the suspect “was laughing and did not make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia”.
The man fled before cops arrived, but returned to the market several hours later and was confronted by workers who recognised him.
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