Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo’s Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe’s introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you’re grown now Nicholas?